The Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman -- Tina and Steph Kansas Get Out-Cheesed
If last week's episode of The Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman proved that the way to win a guy over was not to regale him with tales of competitive girl drama, this week's episode proved that when a man is courting you, you can't let him sound more feminine than you.
Doctor, naval officer, chest shaver, and through-teeth talker Andy has been delivering classically cheesy one-liners throughout the series, like some bastard offspring of Vince Vaughn and the Dalai Lama. Last night's episode was no exception. A few examples:
"This tastes beautiful… just like you."
"Tell me about your dreams."
"My heart is full when I'm with you."
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Insanely Thorough Dancing with the Stars Recap
Hey, kids! It's Tuesday, and you know what that means. That's right, an insanely thorough Dancing with the Stars recap.
From Television Without Pity:
Laila's the only woman left now that Heather is gone! I forget sometimes that Billy Ray is still on this show. Doesn't it seem like he should have been gone like three weeks ago? And yet, there he is in all of his boot-scooting glory.
Ian really needs to lay off the tanning or the teeth whitening. I think you can do one or the other, but when you do both, it just looks weird. After the couples are introduced, Tom and Samantha are giddy with the giggles as they announce that the couples had to learn two dances this week.
Totally Frakked: Hot Wet Sci Fi Summer
If you were wondering what Totally Frakked was going to do with its summer vacation, have no fear: The Sci Fi Channel has announced its big summer lineup. They're super-duper excited about it -- but are we? Let's take a look at the good, the bad, and the ugly.
NEW SHOWS
Destination Truth -- Premieres June 6
The Skinny: One-hour adventure/reality series follows host Josh Gates around the world while he and his crew hunt for the creepy and the ooky.
Pros: Can a show that features El Chupacabra possibly be bad?
Cons: Can a show that features Bigfoot possibly be good?
Casting Call: Divorcing Couples Wanted
Did your marriage leave you more desperate than the most Desperate Housewives? Was your Wedding Story a flop? Just because you're getting divorced doesn't mean you have to hate each other, and it doesn't mean you have to be single, either.
If you and your ex-spouse are interested in helping each other move on, Bravo wants you!
Bravo and MadJack Entertainment are putting a new spin on the dating show: getting divorced mates to play matchmaker for each other. It’s a very new take on the whole concept of dating and relationships. They want to explore your relationship, the fundamentals of your marriage and split-up, what attracted you to each other in the first place, and what other people find attractive about your relationship -- and you!
To apply, please visit:
http://www.madjackentertainment.com
Tonight's Picks: Wednesday, May 2
Lost -- The Brig
Locke ditches his Other buddies and hooks up with Sawyer for a little R & R & K: rest, relaxation, and kidnapping. Locke's got Ben, and wants Sawyer to do him in. Surely, Sawyer is above such violence! Wait... no.
Jericho -- Coalition of the Willing
New Bern gets its panties in a bunch and starts shelling Jericho. Gray has to decide whether to fight or surrender while the city blows up around him. No pressure.
Medium -- Head Games
Neve Campbell and Jason Priestley guest star in an all-'90s episode of Medium. Priestley is a man whom Allison puts away for murdering his wife, but she's still plagued by dreams of the crime. What's up with that?
American Idol: Best Episode EVER!
American Idol
Title: "Top 6 Contestants Compete (Again!)"
First Aired: 5/1/07
Seriously, did you see that? Take all of the best moments from this season, roll 'em up in some Zig-Zags, and blammo!, you've got last night's episode in a blunt shell.
Now, for those who prefer regular English: Last night's episode was tip-top, with more storylines than Alec Baldwin has issues. Where should we start? Okay, how about this...
First, Jordin Sparks sucked it up. Then, Lakisha Jones sang so well that Simon Cowell kissed her on the mouth. Next, Blake Lewis brought back the beat-box. What else? Hmm... oh yeah, Jon Bon Jovi was in the house. Also, the President of the United States showed up. For real!
Totally Frakked: Dead Like Me Returns In Movie Form
Good news for everyone -- I like to call them "people with taste" -- who mourned the far-too-soon cancellation of Dead Like Me. The Showtime series will return in the form of a made-for-DVD movie.
Dead Like Me, much like creator Bryan Fuller's other project, Wonderfalls, fell off the air far too soon. The story revolved around George, a teenage girl who met an ignominious end -- a toilet seat from a space station fell on her head -- and found work in the afterlife as a grim reaper, stealing the souls of those about to die.
A pitch-black comedy with a modern fantasy bent, Dead Like Me never really found a wide audience, but it deserved one. If you're a fan, you're probably already putting the new movie on your wish list, if you haven't seen the show, pick up the DVDs and check it out. You won't be disappointed.
Ooo La La! Ellen Will Host Talk Show From Bed
Okay, it's not really like it sounds. Ellen DeGeneres taped her talk show Monday from a hospital bed after injuring her back. Doctors have placed Ellen on bed rest, so she decided to just shlep the hospital bed out on stage and host the show as usual.
Find out how bad Ellen's injury is, at The Hollywood Gossip >>
Birkhead Finally Takes Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby Home
After a much-publicized paternity battle with Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead has finally landed on American soil with his baby, Dannielynn. The new father arrived in his hometown of Louisville, Kentucky this afternoon with the well-behaved child. This represents the first time Dannielynn has left the Bahamas since the untimely death of her mother, Anna Nicole Smith.
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Totally Frakked: Heroes -- Back to the Future
Heroes
Title: “String Theory”
First Aired: 4/30/07
The latest episode of Heroes takes us five years into the future and back again, because conventional linear storytelling is for sissy girly-men. Ando and Hiro accidentally teleport themselves to a future in which New York blew up. Nathan is President, Bennet is running the underground railroad, and Claire is a brunette. I feel like I've been taking crazy pills!
Hiro arrives in the future, only to be confronted by… Hiro. It's a grim look into what may come. Sure, FutureHiro may be a sword-wielding badass, but he's also really angsty and has terrible facial hair. Fortunately, FutureHiro and PresentHiro are only in the same place for a few minutes, because the dialogue gets confusing fast:
Ando: "Go talk to yourself."
PresentHiro: "No way -- I scare me."
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Casting Call: Calling Single Women
All right, girls -- ready for A Wedding Story? If you're looking for the perfect guy, maybe it's time to turn to the hit reality show The Bachelor to find Mr. Right. Stop kissing frogs and find yourself a real prince.
The Bachelor will soon be taping its eleventh season! Read on for instructions on how to be a part of the fairy tale. Please visit The Bachelor casting site to familiarize yourself with the contestant rules and to apply.
Tonight's Picks: Tuesday, May 1
Veronica Mars -- Un-American Graffiti
Finally back! After being away so long, super-sleuth Veronica is on the trail of a hate crime at a local restaurant. In the meantime, Keith gets drunk with power and checks for fake IDs at the local bars.
American Idol -- Six Finalists Left!
With America jonesing for silly-looking hair, Idol brings on Jon Bon Jovi to give us a little relief. Now that the finalists are done "giving back," it's time to get down to the important business -- being catty. Wait, we mean singing. Yeah.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent -- Rocket Man
It's "ripped from the headlines" time as Goren and Eames investigate the murder of a pair of astronauts. Tate Donovan guest stars as a very naughty space cadet who ends up dead after sleeping around on his wife.
American Idol Chick (Jessica Sierra) Gets Arrested
They say that in the future, 63.7% of Americans will have been contestants on American Idol. Honestly, who out there didn't go to high school with at least one person who could sing as well as any of the finalists on that show?
Anyway, until then, we'll be able to entertain ourselves every time a former contestant gets arrested for smashing a cocktail glass on someone's head -- as Jessica Sierra did this weekend.
[Jessica], who reportedly has been working as a Hooters waitress in Florida, was busted early Sunday morning by police in Tampa. Police say she was "uncooperative"when they led her away -- and that they had to threaten to shackle her legs because she threatened to kick out the windows of the patrol car.
Totally Frakked: SciFi Picks of the Week
Heroes -- String Theory: Five years gone, what happened to the heroes after New York blew up?
Lost -- The Brig: Locke ditches The Others, grabs Sawyer, and goes out on a manhunt. Ah, good times.
Supernatural -- What Is And What Should Never Be: A Djinn puts the whammy on Dean, sending him home to mommy.
Smallville -- Noir: Jimmy dreams of Smallville in the 1940s. Maybe George Reeves will be there.
Jericho -- Coalition Of The Willing: As the residents fight over resources, Jericho gets bombed.
Stargate SG-1 -- The Shroud: The Team deals with a prior of the Ori, and it's the last person they'd expect.
Stargate Atlantis -- Tao of Rodney: Rodney gets zapped and develops super powers. Uh oh.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Preggers
The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced today that she is with child. This represents the first piece of news coming from the show in recent memory that doesn't involve Rosie O'Donnell. Rejoice!
Alec Baldwin Plans to Write Book Bashing Kim Basinger
Alec Baldwin has been a busy man lately. The 30 Rock star’s family life has been turned inside out ever since the leak of an angry voicemail he left on his 11-year-old daughter Ireland’s cell phone, in which he called her a “rude, thoughtless little pig.”
Baldwin has apologized for the outburst, and is intent on letting the world know that ex-wife Kim Basinger drove the usually smooth-talking Baldwin to lash out after years of “parental alienation” -- by writing a book on the subject.
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MeeVee Video Top 5: Doctor Dramas -- Grey's Anatomy, ER, House
Real-life doctors have crappy handwriting, their hands are always cold, and for the most part, they're uninteresting. TV doctors are a whole different breed. Their pseudo-lives keep audiences coming back for more every week. Between the steamy love affairs and the controversial decisions, there isn't a lot of room for boring. If real-life women had doctors who looked like Patrick Dempsey, serious cases of hypochondria would run rampant throughout the nation.
This week, Video Top 5 pays homage to doctor dramas. Watch clips of the hottest current medical series, Grey's Anatomy. Check out two-minute replays and interviews with the cast of ER. Thrill to the piano stylings of Hugh Laurie, as Dave Matthews makes a guest appearance on House. We also feature Nip/Tuck and General Hospital clips.
Finally, our YouTube clip of the week shows the importance of NOT interrupting a business call.
Make sure to catch our exclusive videos, take two aspirin, and get plenty of fluids and bed rest. Enjoy!
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Totally Frakked: Smallville -- The Calm Before the Storm
Smallville
Title: “Nemesis”
First Aired: 4/26/07
A day after Kevin Tillman accused the US Army of lying about the friendly fire that killed his brother in Afghanistan, the latest Smallville arrives with unintentionally eerie timing.
In "Nemesis," a military wife bent on uncovering the truth behind her husband’s “death” comes gunning (literally) for Lex after unearthing a Luthorcorp connection. Lex denies any wrongdoing, and sides with the Army’s assessment of friendly fire. She doesn’t believe him. Is Lex telling the truth, or could he give our President a run for his money in the cover-up department?
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