Police Delay Anna Nicole Smith’s Autopsy Results In Light of "Additional Evidence"
Perhaps it was naïve to think that Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy results would be announced without a last-minute delay. After all, nothing in this woman’s life came without controversy.
After a bitter fight over where to bury the deceased Playboy-model-turned-reality-TV-star, and an equally bitter paternity battle over Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn, it should come as no surprise that Seminole, Florida police have discovered what they call "additional evidence" that may influence the autopsy results.
Survivor: Fiji -- Nobody Likes a Bloodbath
Survivor: Fiji
Title: “Love Many, Trust Few, Do Wrong to None”
First Aired: 3/8/07
All right, that’s it. Whoever dreamed up pitting the haves versus the have-nots on Survivor (Mark Burnett, I’m talking to you), please admit your horrendous mistake, and let’s get back to the show we know and love. This season’s showdown is an absolute nightmare.
Moto can’t stop winning, eating, and gloating about it, which means Ravu can’t stop losing. It’s a disgusting display, bringing out everybody’s bad side, and it’s just not fun to watch. Rita was the latest Ravu victim; a kind-natured woman who just didn’t belong in this increasingly cutthroat environment. At least there’s a wee bit of justice.
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Totally Frakked: Set Your Sci-Fi Clocks Ahead
This Saturday night, we spring an hour ahead three weeks earlier than usual for Daylight Saving Time. It's the perfect opportunity to mark your calendars in readiness for a host of upcoming must-see Science Fiction viewing events. Grab a pen and your remote -- it's going to be a wild ride!
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American Idol: Don't Blame Me, I Never Voted!
American Idol
Title: "Top 12 Finalists Revealed"
First Aired: 3/8/07
Apparently, there are two things that America hates worse than people who suck at singing: (1) high cheek bones, and (2) hairy chests.
How else do you explain Sabrina Sloan and Sundance Head getting booted off American Idol last night? It's crazy! Okay, Sundance is no Eddie Vedder. But Sanjaya Malakar should have been gone weeks ago! And how did Sabrina, perhaps one of the top three singers on the entire show, get cut before Haley Scarnato? Let's not forget that Simon couldn't even remember Haley's name the night before -- that's how dull she is!
So, who's placing these 37 million votes we keep hearing about? Are they idiots? Cro-Magnons (no offense, Geico cavemen)? Tone-deaf ignoramuses? No, no, and no. I know who the voters are...
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Weekend Picks: March 9-11
Wife Swap -- Slater/Williams
Cat fight, anyone? An über-competitive ballroom dancing mom swaps places with a prison guard with a much looser view of parenting. One runs a tight ship, the other likes the Wild West. Recipe for disaster? No! Recipe for tantrums and tangos!
Grease: You're the One That I Want -- Episode 9
The remaining songbirds get a special visit from Academy Award-winning director Rob Marshall. Plus, one of the Dannys may get greased. Commence the heartbreaks and cry-fests.
Amazing Race: All-Stars -- No Babies on the Race
One of the hotsy-totsy power teams commits a major blunder and risks complete elimination. Charla and Myrna pick more fights, with other teams and themselves. Drama!
Casting Call: Find Love for You and Your Favorite Female Friends
One of Survivor's co-executive producers is looking for an awesome group of female friends who are ready to change their lives forever. City Girls, a new series from www.We.tv, will chronicle the lives of a few exceptional femmes fatales. It’s a real-life Sex and the City, starring YOU!
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Jericho -- That Truck On My Leg Doesn't Hurt, But I Sure Am Chilly
Jericho
Title: “Heart of Winter”
First Aired: 3/7/07
Will the fine folks of Jericho ever learn? Leaving that precious town just doesn’t seem fruitful. Especially when a winter storm comes a-brewin’. But try telling that to Jake, Mimi, and Stanley -- heroes du jour and flat-out crazy. They swoop off in search of more food and fuel, but about ten miles down the road, life has other plans... really freaking painful plans. It's a good thing they're bloody fun to watch, although Jericho would be wise to spend more time trailing mystery man Hawkins. These Jake melodramas are getting old.
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Britney Spears Claims To Have Postpartum Depression, Continues To Behave Badly In Rehab
Britney Spears thinks she's pinpointed her problem: postpartum depression. This self-diagnosis comes shortly after Britney reportedly started reading Brooke Shields's famous book on that subject. Spears still refuses to admit that she has a substance abuse problem, which may not be helping her progress at the swanky Promises rehab center in Malibu.
American Idol: Goodbye, Naked Lady
American Idol
Title: "Top 8 Girls Perform"
First Aired: 3/7/07
As Melinda Doolittle sang so passionately on last night's American Idol, "It's spelled W-O-M-A-N!" Not, "P-A-R-T-Y-G-I-R-L."
Was there ever any doubt? Now, the only question left to ask is this: Can we just go ahead and send the dork-patrol home, so these w-o-m-e-n can slug it out for the next two months? Come on, Simon! Randy? Paula? Please!
This is no longer a competition between the girls and the guys. This is a slaughter.
American Idol: Racy Pics Addressed Amid Sexual Innuendos
We’re about one hair shy of bumping American Idol onto the Playboy channel. Between Antonella’s notorious bad-girl photos and Randy’s bad-boy talk about Paula -- on live TV no less -- one can barely get through the show without becoming a blushing, red-faced nightmare. Have they no shame?
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America's Next Top Model: I Am Russian Woman, I Am Best at Model
America’s Next Top Model
Title: “The Girls Who Go to Prom”
First Aired: 3/7/07
Nobody watches America’s Next Top Model to ogle the beautiful girls. No, we watch for catfights, claws, and tantrums. Cue one Russian mail order bride (Natasha) and a fiercely dichotomous Latina diva (Jaslene), and you have a recipe for delicious drama.
Thank goodness Tyra didn’t send Natasha back to her home country this week! No, instead, it was meek, small-town Samantha who had to pack her bags. Go find your personality and give us a call, hun -- this show is for bitches. Word.
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Tonight's Picks: Thursday, March 8
Grey's Anatomy -- Staring at the Sun
Now that she's actually alive again, Meredith aims for a more rosy life view. And it's a love fest as Derek and Addison aim to be more *yawn* civil while Richard wants to get it on (again) with his wife Adele.
American Idol -- The Week's Results
Four budding hopefuls get the ax, and the top 12 finalists are officially revealed.
Survivor: Fiji -- Love Many, Trust Few, Do Wrong to None
A winner-takes-all reward challenge gives new hope to the skeletors at Ravu, while one of the tribes starts to crumble due to disrespect and childish spats. Two former Exile Island alums put their noggins together and search for the coveted idol -- immunity, not the American variety.
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